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Eight reasons for keeping White House documents

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Why did the former president take White House documents?

1) Since preschool he has had a hard time sharing;

2) He hasn’t yet learned how to operate a copier or a cellphone camera;

3) He used them to counterbalance his weight on his 31 plane rides to Mar A Lago;

4) He promised them to Roger Stone for his soon-to-be-released blockbuster memoirs;

5) He was waiting to have each Sharpee redaction initialed by either General Flynn or Chief Arpaio for national security purposes;

6) eBay;

7) He wanted to insure he never runs out of paper to flush;

8) He was trying to protect Americans from being scared effluentless.

William Kirk, Doylestown


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