When I got married, back in the old days, no one had a registry. We took what we got. Period. I asked my mom to, at least, tell people my color scheme, and she shivered at my audacity.
One item I got was an electric broom. Just the name inspired wonder. I pictured Mickey Mouse in his wizard’s hat with the broom sweeping all by itself. It was innovative then, but today it’s what we simply call a stick vac. Back then, they cost $25. It worked great … and it worked great for 25 years. No kidding. Wow, that’s a dollar a year.
When it died, I wanted another of the exact brand and all. It lasted one year. Hmm, $2.08 per month for 12 months – then death. I thought I’d just gotten a lemon, so I tried once more; same brand, same thing … 12 months – then death. I wish I’d gotten two at my shower. Then, I would have had one for the second set of 25 years. At 49 years married, I’d still be using it. Recently, someone mentioned on Facebook that their first refrigerator lasted over 25 years, but its new twin only lasted six.
Why? What changed? The American business model did. The same business model that we talked about when we discussed unused gift cards, a proliferation of self-serve/no discount registers taking over especially in grocery stores, American jobs being shipped off-shore, and the constant iteration of “It’s corporate.” It’s all about profit. The efficiency and quality of the product has been dissolved by the bottom line. It won’t change until it negatively affects the wealth of the corporate officers and the stockholders … whose wealth is created, by the way, at the bottom by overworked, underpaid and uninsured workers, foreign and domestic.
It’s the holidays now; we’re shopping. We buy fun things and necessities, and small appliances, like my stick vac often make it to the wish list. How can we find quality? Wouldn’t it be great if we had a national grading system? The grades would vary according to the size and nature of the item, like Consumers Digest shows us, only they would come with the actual item.
For example, small appliances, like a blender, would get four-star rating if we got a year of life per dollar of cost. At $1.50 per year, 3 stars; $2 a year, two stars; and so on, depending on the item. Large appliances and cars would use a similar system with more generous gauges. Ratings must be printed in ads and featured predominantly right on the item.
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